The first days..

First Impressions:

1. The cab driver was very nice, we chatted all the way from JFK to Manhattan
2. The cab driver thought I was a boy
3. Security folk at the corp apartments thought I was a child
4. My apartment is pimpin (see view - that's the chrystler building)
5. The subways are like a video game - everyone is trying to kill me
6. My hair lacks moisture but has an abundance of volume here.
7. Everyday at work I feel like a losing contestant on top model.
8. Absurd conversations by people with too much money abound.

Still very excited (see photo proof below)